MLIA

check out the website at http://www.mylifeisaverage.com/ its pretty hilarious. here are a few I thought were funny:
 "Today in english class my teacher was going to read us a poem. The girl sitting next to me informed her that the poem was in Twilight. My teacher made a grossed out face and said we would be skipping that one. I now have a new respect for my english teacher. MLIA"
 "Today, I was at work (I work in a preschool) and they have a gymnastics teacher come and do a gymnastics class once a week. At the end of the class the teacher gives stickers or draws something on their hands for doing a good job. Today, she drew. Most of the kids requested Frosty the snowman, as they have been obsessed with Frosty since before Christmas. They were all standing in line comparing Frosty then snowmen, when another little boy runs over with his hand in the air yelling "I AM THE SUN!" He had picked the sun, so he could melt the Frostys. This kid is going places. MLIA"
"Today, I let my friend mess with my phone. She changed all my contacts to characters from Harry Potter. I've been texting everybody and letting them know who they're labeled as, since I have no idea who anybody is. The only person I haven't texted is Voldemort. I think for obvious reasons. MLIA"