“I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80′s movie, preferably one with a… really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, John Hughes did not direct my life.”

Yes. I want that too, Olive Penderghast. That would quite possibly be the best Valentine's Day gift, EVER.